Hunting season is coming, and in south Louisiana, that's not a hobby — it's a cultural event on par with Mardi Gras, except with more camouflage and fewer beads. Dove season opened this weekend, and I went out with Tee-Claude to a field outside of Maringouin. It was the first time I'd hunted since before the flood, and I didn't realize how much I needed it until I was sitting in a field at dawn, with the dew on the grass and the sky going pink and the sound of doves waking up in the trees, and everything — the flood, the stress, the insomnia, the waterlines on the neighbors' walls — everything fell away, and it was just me and the field and the morning.
I got my limit. Eight doves. They're small birds — not much meat on them — but what's there is dark and rich and tastes like fall. I cleaned them in Tee-Claude's tailgate, which is the proper place to clean game birds, and brought them home, and Danielle looked at the bag and said, "Those are tiny." Which — yes. They're doves. They're not turkeys. But you work with what the field gives you, and what the field gave me was eight birds and three hours of silence and a reset that I needed more than I knew.
I made dove poppers for dinner — dove breast wrapped around a jalapeño and cream cheese, wrapped in bacon, grilled on the pit until the bacon is crispy and the jalapeño is soft and the cream cheese is molten and the dove is just barely pink in the center. It's the ultimate game-day snack, the ultimate hunting-trip payoff, the thing you make when the field was generous and the pit is hot and you want to honor the bird by making it into the best version of itself.
Luc tried a dove popper for the first time. He was skeptical — "This is a bird, Papa? From outside?" — as if the grocery store chicken comes from indoors, which, actually, it does, and that's a whole other conversation. But he ate it, and his eyes went wide, and he said, "Oh." Just "oh." That's the sound a person makes when they taste something that changes their understanding of what food can be. I lived for that "oh."
Colette passed. She has decided that hunting is "mean," which I respect even though I disagree, and which I'm sure will evolve as she gets older, because everything evolves, and a girl who won't eat dove at eight might be the one sitting in the field at eighteen. Or she might not. Either way is fine. I'm not raising hunters. I'm raising people who know where food comes from and what it costs, and whether they pull the trigger themselves or not, they'll know.
Rémy asked when he could come hunting. He's five in a few months. I said, "When you're older," which is the answer that means "your mama and I need to discuss this at length before I give you a real answer, and the discussion will probably involve Danielle saying 'absolutely not' and me saying 'he's ready' and Danielle saying 'he is FIVE' and this going back and forth until someone compromises, which will be me, because it's always me."
Those eight birds deserved better than just being eaten — they deserved to be made into something that justified the whole morning, the dew and the pink sky and the reset I didn’t know I needed. Dove poppers are what happens when you respect the bird enough to do something worthy of it: jalapeño, cream cheese, bacon, and a hot pit, and suddenly eight small doves become the best thing on the table, which Luc’s "oh" confirmed better than any recipe review ever could.
Fall Appetizers: Bacon-Wrapped Dove Poppers
Prep Time: 20 min | Cook Time: 20 min | Total Time: 40 min | Servings: 4 (16 poppers)
Ingredients
- 8 whole doves, breasted out (16 breast halves)
- 4 oz cream cheese, softened
- 4 jalapeños, halved lengthwise, seeded
- 8 strips thin-cut bacon, halved crosswise
- 1/2 tsp garlic powder
- 1/2 tsp smoked paprika
- 1/4 tsp black pepper
- 1/4 tsp kosher salt
- Toothpicks, soaked in water 30 minutes
Instructions
- Preheat the pit. Heat your grill to medium-high (around 400°F). If using charcoal, set up a two-zone fire with coals on one side.
- Season the dove. Pat dove breasts dry with paper towels. Season lightly on both sides with garlic powder, smoked paprika, salt, and black pepper.
- Mix the filling. Stir softened cream cheese in a small bowl until smooth. Season with a pinch of salt and pepper.
- Assemble the poppers. Place a jalapeño half cut-side up on a flat surface. Spread about 1 teaspoon of cream cheese into the jalapeño cavity. Lay a dove breast on top of the jalapeño, then wrap the whole thing tightly with a half-strip of bacon. Secure with a soaked toothpick. Repeat with remaining ingredients.
- Grill over direct heat. Place poppers directly over the heat. Grill 4—5 minutes per side, turning once, until bacon is crispy and beginning to char at the edges and the jalapeño is soft.
- Rest and serve. Move poppers to indirect heat or a platter and let rest 3—4 minutes. The cream cheese will be molten and the dove just barely pink in the center. Remove toothpicks before serving.
Nutrition (per serving)
Calories: 310 | Protein: 28g | Fat: 20g | Carbs: 3g | Fiber: 0g | Sodium: 520mg